ok i found this picture in my folders and it reminded me that i am still searching for this long lost video and i cannot die peacefully until it is found.
over two years ago, i found this weird porn video online (shut up i wasnt doing anything weird!!!!!) of these two girls in this surreal looking room with popcorn and snowcone machines just sitting there and like pink and blue lighting everywhere. the girls were wearing stupid fishnet outfits with high heels and whatever
one of the girls had brown hair and she was having sex with the blonde girl with a strapon, and a blow-up doll was just sitting there i n the background like it was watching them.
then out of nowhere the brunette grabs the blow-up doll, the lighting gets all dark and fucked up, and she pulls out a knife and starts stabbing the blow-up doll repeatedly, yelling at the blonde girl with increasing intensity “THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. THIS IS WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?” and the blonde girl just watches her
me & my friends have spent hours and hours sifting through porn streaming sites to find it and we never could
we called it “the popcorn lesbians” and i still wake up at night and wonder if it’s even a real video or if i just dreamed it….
(via Justin Jorgensen)
“In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’
I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.
A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”
Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”
things to not put in your butt
I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.