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percyjamespatrickkentsmith:

FUCK. I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS GEM FOR AGES

IT’S SO FUCKING FUNNY

tags: #video #glorious

oncloudnineandthreequarters:

being that quiet kid in class but hearing the juiciest things in other peoples conversations

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ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

tags: #glorious

tordles:

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tags: #audio #glorious

disgustinghuman:

CANT HANDLE THE MINORIN ONE

(Source: bewareofmpreg)

tags: #glorious

orbsteeb:

lemme just change into my pajamas. the ol PJs. jammies. lil jammy jammers. jam jams. my sleeper slippers + hush bonnet. dream garb. slumber pumps. nightmare raiment. hypnic haltertop. gotta go for a snooze cruise w/ my sleep peeps  

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heytinafey:

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

strawberryfck:

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(Source: lisaspliffson)

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seelseelbananapeel:

stagbeetleloveit:

I had to unearth this again.

yes

tags: #video #glorious

You just got boarded.

(Source: good-enough-for-a-poke)

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thevirginmarysue:

IM CRYING

(Source: acafanmom)

tags: #sherlock #glorious

lapiceroazul:

Tiger&Bunny from god’s hand. You gotta love god’s artistic hand.

assdownloader:

monetizeyourcat:

one man’s shit that’s another man’s piss

i’m gonna fuck my pocket

tags: #video #glorious

trumpeterovjudgement:

Howdy tumblr, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle’s hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

tags: #glorious #fav

vladith:

i can believe lays is asking the internet to create a new flavor

don’t they remember what happened last time

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(Source: bachvevo)

tags: #glorious